Hey! Dickface!

Yes you!

Stop gawping and pay attention!

Most men need to hear sexy talk to get their cock hard, that's normal right? I mean, who wouldn't want to hear how hot a **** gets when she thinks about your cock in her hands as she rubs it gently up and down the shaft. Then she slides it between her bouncy full breasts and watches the drool from her lips slide down to meet your cock head...

Most men even want to hear about how wet her cunt gets as she teases your cock, desperate to fill her moist gash with your throbbing one eyed soldier...

Right?

Most.

Men.


But not you! You're not most men, in fact you're not even normal!

When your cock gets hard it's usually because some chick's told you to fuck off with your roadkill cock! Or she took one look at your cock and/or face and exploded in uncontrollable laughter that you'd even think you stood a chance!

******* huh?

That you can get so rock hard thinking about all the juicy pussy you will never have, that you can almost taste that throbbing clit that doesn't even want you anywhere near it? Wow!

You know what though? Today I'm going to make you cum. Squirt out your little boy shorts and make a sticky mess all over your floor.

I'm going to give it to you straight, everything you know the ladies have been thinking about you but been too polite to say...

I'm not holding back. Even as you look at my tits bouncing up and down in front of you and I tell you to pull out your cock and stroke it to my command you are going to be literally splooging before I give you permission. And even as I tell you how your half flaccid half erect cock will forever be destined to stroke alone you will find you have the hardest fucking boner of your entire life!

Love and hate.

Your pain IS my pleasure....

WARNING! INTENSE PERFORMANCE DEGRADATION, SIZE COMPARISON, MIND FUCKERY.